Fake Chess: The Vibrating Anal Beads Expansion

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"The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance."
Aristotle

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The chess world is being rocked by scandal and conspiracy.

Involving vibrating anal beads.

Now, you can bring the same scandal to your Fake Chess games with THE VIBRATING ANAL BEADS EXPANSION!

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"The new expansion is cheeky and perfectly in line with the loving send up that exemplifies Fake Chess. There’s not much here - kind of like accusations of electronic buttons in shoes or AI connected to sex toys via Bluetooth - but what it offers encapsulates a moment of rampant speculation, ludicrous explanations and juicy, juicy drama. And that’s what Fake Chess is all about."

Chase Carter, Dicebreaker